Have you ever been to Atlantic City???

It was the fifth paragraph of this piece that caught my eye. Take a look for yourself:

http://www.rigzone.com/news/article.asp?a_id=74900

More offshore drilling will negatively impact tourism? Huh? Have you ever BEEN to Atlantic City? The only thing that would help that place out is a high-yield nuclear device leveling it and rendering it uninhabitable for a million years.

A few platforms off the coast might actually give the place a little class.