27 April 2009

Another gift from Mexico

As if illegal aliens and lying, Mexican politicians and ambassadors weren't sufficient, now we have "swine" flu. That's great.

Note how no one in the administration or the media is making the oh-so-logical leap that perhaps, in addition to bringing crime across the border and sucking up taxpayer-supplied resources, illegals are now responsible for moving influenza from one side to the other. Apparently, it's the Mexican peoples' gift to us for flooding their market with illegal guns (yeah, right).

Here's a real quick solution: let's keep our guns and shoot the illegals as they cross...I mean, that's how the Asians have dealt with avian influenza.

3 comments:

  1. Create a permitting process. Maybe start the prices at $1000 for a single-day permit to bag x number of illegals.

    We would obviously have to create some type of DMZ. And THAT would be the dead-mans' land.

    I'm sure it would become really interesting at some point b/c the fuckers would start shooting back more vigorously.

    --Fred Jarreau

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  2. And to what would we tie this new-found revenue stream?

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  3. Subsidize Girl Scout cookies. Everybody likes Girl Scout cookies. And how could anyone argue against that?

    --Fred Jarreau

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