30 April 2009

Who's A Douche--The Weekly Dose

Can there be ANY doubt as to who the douche is this week? Granted the 47th Vice President of the United States doesn't need a whole lot of help finding his way to the feminine hygiene aisle, but his latest foot-in-mouth session was just too priceless.

So from my perspective, what it relates to is mitigation. If you're out in the middle of a field and someone sneezes, that's one thing. If you're in a closed aircraft, a closed container, closed car, a closed classroom, it's a different thing.

Meet Joe the epidemiologist.

I've come up with a brilliant idea for Biden after his political career is over--he can rent himself out to people to make them look smart. All he has to do is stand around and periodically open his mouth and whoever is in his immediate vicinity looks brilliant. Instantly.

God save us all.

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